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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Polymarket is one of many direct evidence of the impending fall of society.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

It's one of those things that would seem excessive in a story.

A place so decadent that everything was to bet for. Even as the world ended around them, they gambled on how.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

A place so decadent that everything was to bet for. Even as the world ended around them, they gambled on how.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

20 years ago, if you wrote a story about a dystopian future sci-fi setting that included polymarket, readers would interpret it as a heavy-handed metaphor for widespread cynicism and derealization

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It's the real life version of the intro to Cyberpunk 2077, with the radio host talking about bets on the death toll in Night city.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Cyberpunk was supposed to by a dystopia, not a fucking instruction manual!

But seriously, I've lost about all enjoyment in cyber-dystopian stories because these days they cut depressingly close to home.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

yeah I've had so many story ideas just end up being too on-the-nose. and a few that are "if I put this idea out there, someone will use it and make things worse for people I don't know." I don't need that kind of karma.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Really seems like a future dystopian sci-fi, where the main character is going to bring the whole system down.

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Who's the main character in this scenario, Johnny Barronhand?