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[โ€“] Treczoks@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Our party visited a pub where the only beer was "fish beer". So my dwarf ordered one, drank from it, was not impressed. But he still asked what it cost, and the bartender answered "half a copper piece". So my dwarf put a copper piece on the bar top, but when the keeper tried to take it, I told the DM "I'll take my axe and cut it in half between his fingers". He told me what I needed to hit for that, and my dwarf cut the coin in half without scratching the keeper. He drew his hand back, my dwarf took half the coin and left the other, and pulled the battle axe out of the bar. The bar keeper did not complain about the damage...

[โ€“] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

the only beer was "fish beer".