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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For those asking the same question I have: how is this legal? surprisingly informative video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOptJl8Xkx0

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The 21st century really is the "It might seem illegal, but we called it something else, so it's not" century, especially for the US.

It's not gambling, it's a prediction market, or loot boxes. It's not war, it's a military operation. It's not bribery, it's lobbying. It's not drug dealing, it's encouraging doctors to prescribe medications which happen to be extremely addictive...

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It’s not an illegal taxi service, it’s ride sharing.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The problem with the last one is that while the sacklers fucked everyone, I don't trust politicians when they interfere in medical treatments.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

How about pharmaceutical companies are not allowed to initiate an interaction with doctors or patients in any way for any reason?

If a doctor/patient has a question they can reach out. If a company has a new treatment they'll publish findings and doctors in the field will find out through data and not marketing.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Love this series.