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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Sometimes you see a wild political take on Lemmy and you open their profile and see them praising Russia and China.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with chinese food? Is it not suculant and delicious?

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ooh, that's a nice headlock, sir

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

You know your judo well.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Oh that? That's just .ml

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't even need to open their history – you just look at their instance. I love Lemmy.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes? Often, lol.

Pretty sure some bingo cards have even been made.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

I call it the tanky check.