Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house.
Since then I've been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.
Dad> Picture of dad holding a can of beans
Dad> I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.
Poster> Yeah that's the bean virus. Whatever you do don't scan the barcode.
Dad> ๐
Dad> more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus
Dad> beans again
https://m.soundcloud.com/boontavista/episode-220-there-will-be-beans