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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 93 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Kash Patel is a UFC fanboy.

Just like everyone else on the admin payroll, he is just using the position as his personal entertainment budget and holiday fund

Next he'll pay George Lucas to come visit him to "advise on Star Wars defence systems" while he gets his collectibles signed.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (10 children)

It's fucking wild that right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism, they're holding this event at the WH and you know security will be a shitshow.

I'll be shocked if it's not attacked

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism

We shot ourselves? Surely that was by accident.

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