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[–] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

How can they be so sure God is male though? Have they checked God's genitals?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 13 hours ago

Aren't God's genitals painted on some ceiling somewhere?

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

God is not allowed in the women's bathroom.

So do all your sinning there, he can't see you!

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

As Yahwism eventually developed into Judaism and Samaritanism, and transitioned from polytheism to monotheism, the existence of other deities was denied outright and Yahweh was proclaimed the creator deity and the sole deity worthy of worship.

~~Now i wonder why monotheism at some point just happened? It didn't happen before ever (in large scale), right? Because a critical mass was connected and organized enough?~~

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Zoroastrianism predates Judaism.

There are some sects of Hinduism that are kind of monotheistic-leaning in worshipping Krishna. Not exactly pure monotheistic, but had some of the same characteristics.