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[–] RainbowHedgehog@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

they just call each other daddy

[–] cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

God is a power bottom in the throuple with his son and a ghostly entity

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That really isn't that weird in the grande scheme of things

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 16 hours ago

or particularly unusual for deities