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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone who says they aren't listening are idiots who know nothing of big tech. They are listening.

[–] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would they need to listen? That's a lot of processing power for information we already give them. They don't need to listen, honestly. They get more information from us than we verbally communicate.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why would they need to listen? That's a lot of processing power

But... why would they care? It's your energy bill, not theirs.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 day ago

I think about this every time I see a random thing I have never heard of before and go to search for it and autofill has the exact phrase I wanna search after typing only 1 or 2 letters. It either reads text on the screen or listened to me say to myself "what the hell is yadda yadda?" because how else would it know I had a really good chance of searching "what is yadda yadda" after only typing "wh?" The yadda yadda part could have been anything, but it still managed to predict the exact thing I was gonna look for.