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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

American 'candy' tastes like puke or syrup, there is no in between

Edit: I forgot the secret third thing: chalk

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Yeah I've never had it but iirc American 'chocolate' like Hershey's contains butyric acid which also give puke it 'flavour'

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've only ever had it twice (Hershey's Kisses) once when an American classmate gifted them to the rest of class, and once when a coworker returned from the USA with a whole bag of them. Absolutely inedible. I think I may have tried a peanut butter cup once too, it was gritty and oily, but not in the good peanut oily way, more in the 'this is 50% hydrolysed canola oil that's tortured into the form of biscuit and chocolate' kinda way

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[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Peanut butter cups were good when I was a kid, and the best brands are still okay, but a lot of cheap chocolates with peanut butter inside are just disgusting. The chocolate is fine, I actually like most cheaper chocolate, but the peanut butter tastes fake and oily in a bad way.


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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

True science fact. Legally we can’t let Hershey’s call its candy “chocolate”. Moreso chocolate candy.

[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I tried Hershey's once and thought it tasted like puke. I thought I was just imagining it. Glad I'm not crazy

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some of the "chalk" ones aren't bad. The flavour is inconsequential as long as it's not offensively gross and is somewhat sweet, I just really like the texture. Especially the pressed ones, that don't make too much mess in your hands but do come apart into powder in your mouth.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Kinda agree, there are these ones where I live called musk sticks that are fragrant extruded fondant: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk_stick

(cw animal product because some contain gelatine)

Also I definitely fuck with other 'dry' sweets like polvorones

But, I think I've already argued against myself cos neither of those two 'chalky' sweets are American. The American ones I'm thinking of are like the love heart hard candy, and shaped hard candies.

I probably am doing them a bit of an injustice in that I haven't eaten enough of their sweets to pass a qualified judgement

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I know exactly what American candies you're talking about. My country is unfortunately physically close to America, so we have a lot of similar foodstuffs if not just the exact same things. Those were the sweets I was talking about. They don't taste good, but I don't eat them because the taste is anything spectacular or interesting, I just like the texture of most of them. Sensory processing disorder makes me do the strangest things, I'm telling ya. (You don't want to know some of the places I'm driven to by the on and off since I was ten search for a hug vest in adult sizes, which seems to not be a thing that exists.)


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[–] Blep@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good thing syrup is delicious

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I forgot the secret third thing: chalk

The candy cigaratte thing I tried as a kid might as well have been chalk

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

You're not supposed to light them up.