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People don't even talk about Shockwave any more. Early 3D games in the fucking browser! It was amazing.
Yeah. I remember as a teen, my father said I should look at learning Shockwave as a potential career pathway after school. It was taking the web by storm and many people were convinced that Macromedia's visions was the future of the web.
I still kind of remember Macromedia Lingo. I had taught myself HTML—which was an extremely easy thing to learn for a child back in that day—and I started learning Director, JS, and Shockwave.
By the time I was older and out of school, Adobe had aquired Macromedia. But in a few short years during that time, websites had gone from basic HTML, images, frames, etc. to entirely animated opening scenes vectoring together beautifully over the top interfaces. UX was out the window because everyone's brain was happy to explode at how cool an interface functioned...once it finally loaded lol. We used to visit websites to show friends how cool they were, still amazed at a cool "loading site" shockwave animation.