[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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Oh you're finally in the "wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can't be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I'm just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don't read wyaaah byaah" - part?
Yeah I've seen this literally hundreds of times.
So why did you approach me in DM's? You won't answer, because everyone knows the reason:
Harrasment.
Can't be bothered to actually say anything, just like you have all night. Just stalk me, DM me, then slink away because you're ashamed of what you yourself say.
Isn't that so?
Here an example of your rhetorical brilliance.
Right, so you aren't self aware at this point.
Says the person who is squirming having to write one line replies because he can't justify any of his actions or words.
You can't say why you're going around obsessed with me, replying to several different threads, then even DM'ing me.
Ofc it's because you thought you could harass me.
And now it's just pathetically trying to "get the last word" even when you literally can't say anything, just repeat empty oneliners. I've literally literally seen hundreds of kids like you have this exact fucking tantrum.
Soo you'll evolve into answering something like "k" or "didn't read". No wait you did the latter one already :DDD
Look at this. Thinking using a second account to downvote makes you look good. Oh btw I haven't checked the voting ciz ai know #2 is you.
Roflmao who the fuck would do that? Oh right, you.
I don't give a toss about the votes, but YOU do.
That's why you approached me in DM's. And because we know you can't help but to project, this means that not only are you stalking my profile, pouring over every single comment I write, and sending me DM's, you're also so fkin pathetic you have several accounts for Lemmy..? I literally though you couldn't be more pathetic. I was mistaken.
So now someone has upvoted me or downvoted you and you "ciz ai know #2 is you".
Because I've definitely shown I care about them as desperately as you? Oh right. I'm not a whiny child, unlike you.
Why did you approach me in DM's? Why do you follow me? Why are you obsessed with me?
Dance to my tune bitch. You think you're all that, but you're being puppetted because of your arrogance.
4 paragraphs. 7 today.
Now you're literally repeating the insults that you got hurt by yesterday.
See "dance to my tune" makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM's. The DM's where you reply with childish shit like this :D
Thanks for playing kiddo, but I beat you yesterday. Now it's just you crying how you don't like it. But it's still very much already happened no matter how many times you repeat my comments back at me at a pathetic attempt to insult.
You can't hurt me. Nothing you say affects me in any way. But you are so mad you can't even control yourself, just like you haven't for 24 hours, kicking and screaming like a wittve babby. ;>
Dance bitch. 4 paragraphs, 20 today. You thought you were the conductor, yet you dance when I say...
"I'm proud of not reading the things I reply to on online discussion platforms which are pure text."
Who do you think you're deluding, really? It's not me.
(Hint, you can find him in the mirror.)
;>>>>
Keep that booty shaking, you will never forget me or what I've said. And you're so pathetic you can't even come up with a lie as to why you DM'd me.
Utterly pathetic
ANOTHER 2 PARAGRAPHS. 29 today.
He just won't stop dancing lmao
It’s good entertainment, especially since he sounds like he wears a fedora.
"Mommy mommy a man online that I stalk and can't get out of my head is producing more text on a forum! But I don't know anything to say moooommmmm!"
Hey how about spam a bit more "cooooollll", the childish oneline replies which I predicted you would. You being super annoyed at me pointing out how you do exactly what I say has you in a temper-tantrum, which is why you're going out of your way to not be *as childish" as you were yesterday with these
Why did you start direct messaging me? What was your reason? Too ashamed to say "I tried pointing out downvotes I made with my duplicate accounts because I imagined you're as childish and easily angered as me, but turns out you didn't care about that and now I can't answer why I DM'd you because everyone would see how embarrassing that was"?
Oh right, ofc you are.
See on my next break, my number 1 fan.
4 MORE PARAGRAPHS. 33 TODAY!
Edit:
I've told you 3 times already.
Ah yes, the "I told you already" phase of the tantrum.
Like I've said, I can look up and down the whole thread and have nothing to be ashamed for, as I didn't stalk some guy that made me angry on Lemmy. But yooouuu did. ;>
And the only thing you have left is "wyaah you use a forum to write things".
Imagine telling an author "they write too much."
This is practice for me, champ. That's why I've been in threads like this uncountable times and you always give up. You can't actually address anything, so you attempt to insult me because I've made you cry.
Too bad. I don't get hurt by words online, and certainly not yours hahahahah
4 more paragraphs 46 today.
And if you took the time not to rant you would have seen it.
I'm beginning to think you have a humiliation kink. If so, it's kinda gross to include people without informed consent.
You're really hammering on the whole "he's more literate than me and that's what makes me the winner" thing.
Only thing is it doesn't make sense at all unless you believe that being better at reading and writing is a bad thing. And surely even you can see how dumb that is.
Oh actually wait for someone like you, who writes things like this and gets so upset online he DM's and stalks users, it might actually be hard to see.
And how many comments have you left where you don't have anything to say?
You're genuinely so fkin stupid you don't realise that you're using some preschool notions of "look, that guy writes a lot, what a nerd", even when you want to be that "nerd" but you're just not smart enough. :((((
So you approach me in DM's, without having anything to say. Because you're obsessed with me, because I'm not a meaningless lil masturbator like you, and you recognise that. You don't accept that you recognise it, but you do.
Like I've said been here done this zzz. You haven't been able to say a single fucking thing. Yet you keep using a message board? Maybe you should go to Facebook to play some games...?
Say something. Why are you in my DM's? Can't say..? Wittve babby is a bit scawed of the answews everyone can see...? :D
5 paragraphs, 16 today.
I was trying to spare you this crash out by pointing out your hilarious behaviour in private, but you choose violence on this post instead.
You aren't the good guy here. I don't have to be.
Dance bitch.
Remember yesterday when I said this would a trauma to you and a joke I'll forget the minute after putting down my phone?
You're now repeating "dance bitch" because I made you cry over it yesterday and now you can't get it out of your head.
See "dance to my tune" makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM's. The DM's where you reply with childish shit like this :D
3 paragraphs 23 today. dance bitch.
You're like an over-eager girlfriend, always several messages when I open my phone.
Seems like I really hit a sore spot yesterday with "you're dancing to my tune." :D You gonna cry?
Remember when I used the metaphor for being in an elevator with one other person, that person letting out a massive fart, then saying "it wasn't me"? Because that's what you're doing. Everyone can see the screenshots, buddy.
ANOTHER 3. 42, I repeat 42 paragraphs today. And you say you aren't dancin and yous ay I'm the moron.
Yes, because you are. "Mooooom he's using forums to write stuff!"
Just like I've told you; I don't lie. I don't feel the need to because you're practically not even a real person, not on the internet, and definitely not to me.
What you are is bad jokes you can't even think through.
" Hey guys I can't read three paragraphs and then be expected to also reply to them. Everyone knows the coolest thing you can be is willfully ignorant and avoid reading at all costs!"
And you don't realise you're digging a hole for yourself. And you won't, not for days, because you're so hoppen up on the anger. But man, the regret you're gonna feel in a week when you think back on this thread. You're gonna cringe so hard it might give you actual cancer.
But for now, you're just doing exactly what I predicted; can't let go, obsessed w/me, reply like an obsessed person, because you think you can recooperate if you just get "the last word" but getting it would actually mean you need to say something. And since you can't even read 3 paragraphs... you're not going to :D
I really hit a sore nerve with that yesterday, thanks for proving it today. Not to me, I ofc knew it. But you've already proved it to the wider audience and your comments have been up long enough to be saved by archives. Gj dumbo!
Now fetch the ball and have three more replies in my inbox when I open my phone next time, where the only thing you can do is... count paragraphs...? Hahahaha. Anyway here I've tossed the ball, now fetch!
7 new paragraphs ha ha ha. 57 today. Hell woth your breaks your a false smug 100 paragraphs an hour.
And you can't address anything I say or anything you've said. All you can do is point a finger and go "he is more literate than me, come on guys, laugh".
They do laugh. At you. :D
That's why you've had to take a secondary account on Lemmy to manipulate votes. How fucking pathetic does your life have to be that you can't let a simple thing like this go, even though you've very clearly lost ages ago and just dig your shit hole deeper with every comment. Just like I said you would. Yesterday.
Because I've met literally hundreds of kids like you pulling the exact same tantrum.
Now go, girl, go, fetch me 4 new comments with running tallys on how many paragraphs I write. Because you're so sad cognitively you can't say anything but your ridiculously oversized ego won't let you leave because I'm mocking you.
Which is exactly what I want. You to dig yourself so deep you'll end up deleting your account for the cringe.
"Mammy he LIKES WRITING, THAT'S UNFAIR! ;<<<<"
Fetch girl fetch
I don't think they're using multiple accounts. It seems SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world is just as dumb as this user, but they don't have the same insufferable charm to their comments