[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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You're really hammering on the whole "he's more literate than me and that's what makes me the winner" thing.
Only thing is it doesn't make sense at all unless you believe that being better at reading and writing is a bad thing. And surely even you can see how dumb that is.
Oh actually wait for someone like you, who writes things like this and gets so upset online he DM's and stalks users, it might actually be hard to see.
Coooooll
3 paragraphs 69 nice. But you're to dumb to have planned that.
"Too dumb" you mean.
Not "to dumb".
So the person spamming oneliners and counting the amount of paragraphs he can't read because he's butthurt, stalking another user, replying to them in several threads, without being able to actually say anything out of the horrible shame he would be in if he admitted the situation (even to himself) is the "smart guy" in the room?
Man are you from like the Bible Belt and chip rocks for a living or how can you be this uneducated and illiterate?
Fetch me some more of those tallies, since you can't hold a conversation like a regular person.
3 paragraphs 71 today. What makes you think you're worth that much effort?
Dancing to my tune just like you did yesterday. I ask for a tally, you provide. Like an obedient dog.
21 hours ago. Weird how you dropped using that "dance to my tune, bitch" bit after I showed eveyone I said it to you yesterday. You simply have no originality. Nor even output. And you think that's better than being literate? Preschool recess level stuff pheeeww.
2 paragraphs. 91. Breathe in, breathe out.
So are you angry because when I write two paragraphs, it's like I have completely encrypted it from you, because you simply can not read that much.
And you wonder why I laugh at your ego. Youre so desperate to find anything that you think could hurt me. You never will, little babby, even though I make you angry enough to scream and act like a temper-tantruming four-year old.
You can't answer a simple question; why did you send me direct messages?
You know, these
This you?
3 paragraphs where you yell into the void. 98
"I spam a message board with one liners. I have actually nothing to say and I don't even know what thread this is. I just know I hate that guy for making me cry"
Yaaadayaadayaada
Only 1. 111. Huh you're slipping.