[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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"Mommy mommy a man online that I stalk and can't get out of my head is producing more text on a forum! But I don't know anything to say moooommmmm!"
Hey how about spam a bit more "cooooollll", the childish oneline replies which I predicted you would. You being super annoyed at me pointing out how you do exactly what I say has you in a temper-tantrum, which is why you're going out of your way to not be *as childish" as you were yesterday with these
Why did you start direct messaging me? What was your reason? Too ashamed to say "I tried pointing out downvotes I made with my duplicate accounts because I imagined you're as childish and easily angered as me, but turns out you didn't care about that and now I can't answer why I DM'd you because everyone would see how embarrassing that was"?
Oh right, ofc you are.
See on my next break, my number 1 fan.
4 MORE PARAGRAPHS. 33 TODAY!
Edit:
I've told you 3 times already.
Ah yes, the "I told you already" phase of the tantrum.
Like I've said, I can look up and down the whole thread and have nothing to be ashamed for, as I didn't stalk some guy that made me angry on Lemmy. But yooouuu did. ;>
And the only thing you have left is "wyaah you use a forum to write things".
Imagine telling an author "they write too much."
This is practice for me, champ. That's why I've been in threads like this uncountable times and you always give up. You can't actually address anything, so you attempt to insult me because I've made you cry.
Too bad. I don't get hurt by words online, and certainly not yours hahahahah
4 more paragraphs 46 today.
And if you took the time not to rant you would have seen it.
I'm beginning to think you have a humiliation kink. If so, it's kinda gross to include people without informed consent.
You're really hammering on the whole "he's more literate than me and that's what makes me the winner" thing.
Only thing is it doesn't make sense at all unless you believe that being better at reading and writing is a bad thing. And surely even you can see how dumb that is.
Oh actually wait for someone like you, who writes things like this and gets so upset online he DM's and stalks users, it might actually be hard to see.
Coooooll
3 paragraphs 69 nice. But you're to dumb to have planned that.
"Too dumb" you mean.
Not "to dumb".
So the person spamming oneliners and counting the amount of paragraphs he can't read because he's butthurt, stalking another user, replying to them in several threads, without being able to actually say anything out of the horrible shame he would be in if he admitted the situation (even to himself) is the "smart guy" in the room?
Man are you from like the Bible Belt and chip rocks for a living or how can you be this uneducated and illiterate?
Fetch me some more of those tallies, since you can't hold a conversation like a regular person.
3 paragraphs 71 today. What makes you think you're worth that much effort?
Dancing to my tune just like you did yesterday. I ask for a tally, you provide. Like an obedient dog.
21 hours ago. Weird how you dropped using that "dance to my tune, bitch" bit after I showed eveyone I said it to you yesterday. You simply have no originality. Nor even output. And you think that's better than being literate? Preschool recess level stuff pheeeww.
2 paragraphs. 91. Breathe in, breathe out.
So are you angry because when I write two paragraphs, it's like I have completely encrypted it from you, because you simply can not read that much.
And you wonder why I laugh at your ego. Youre so desperate to find anything that you think could hurt me. You never will, little babby, even though I make you angry enough to scream and act like a temper-tantruming four-year old.
You can't answer a simple question; why did you send me direct messages?
You know, these
This you?
3 paragraphs where you yell into the void. 98
"I spam a message board with one liners. I have actually nothing to say and I don't even know what thread this is. I just know I hate that guy for making me cry"
Yaaadayaadayaada
Only 1. 111. Huh you're slipping.