[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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Except I'm not. I don't complain about two posts in different communities. Three strikes and you're out.
So idk why you can't see them and I already blocked the fucker, but I can bet my left testicle and two bitcoin that there were more than two.
Edit I know you wouldn't believe me anyway nor respect a bet so here, I did unblock him and look at that. FOUR not two.
Now I'm gonna sit here and wait for the "oh sorry, I was wrong" which your ego will never let you even think.
So... The number the author said, then?
I suspect when the dude said 'two' it was an estimate, and not quite a professional assessment.
Hey, man. I hate spam too. And I get a LOT of duplicate stores in my feed. And I hate them all. I'm glad you're here, because you're going a little manic and now I hate this French dude less. You've done a great service and I'm grateful.
What the fuck arr you smoking?
Non-OP claimed OP posted twice. And how in the fuck would anyone estimate four into two? Like have you ever had a single maths lesson? :Ddddd secondly OP admitted he posted fourt times.
Oh no, is writing two paragraphs "going manic"? Is that your professional opinio? That using forums to send messages is a sign of mania? So then, I have multiple people responding to me. This one guy literally in every thread I'm in, and he's DM'ing me. I don't see you calling him manic?
So the basic "hop on the bandwagon" for you as well. You guys are just too scared to disagree with people when you actually have reason for it.
And that's exactly why the world sucks. Because of cowards like that who are afraid of saying what they think because the dumb mases won't agree and will call them names.
I've grew out of that (both sides) decades ago.
You are wrong.
You must have something blocked or your instance doesn't federate. I see four . On lemmy, you can never be sure about post count because instances do weird shit.
Oh so instead of you not seeing the whole of Fediverse, I opened up photoshop and made up those screens?
You are fucking pathetic man. Just say "I was wrong, sorry." but no, you're not man enough. Or you think if you said that it would hurt your manhood somehow.
Too bad, you're just wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. And you know it just like I do, but you can't accept it.
Or do you think I went through the trouble of photoshopping a realistic photo of a screen after idk writing a local page that I make look exactly like Lemmy? Lol bro, I'm not as pathetic as you and I can actually admit when I make mistakes. You can't. ;<<<<
I have absolutely nothing to say "I was wrong" about, I showed you their exact profile where they had only made 2 posts. They only had 3 posts in the last day and only 2 of them were the image in this post, one of them being this post.
So you believe the only option to you seeing two of his posts if for me to have made up those images in order to defend my "lies" about the poster?
For what fucking motivation?
You are wrong. You called me a liar. I'm not. I never lie. I'm a major dick to people, but I'm not a liar.
I did day "perhaps you can't see them" but instead of accepting that and admitting there are more posts, you just continue your tantrum because your dick is too small to say "I was wrong" even on a pseudonymous online forum.
So you're saying I made that photograph, instead of just taking it?
You're pathetic.
False.
No you mean "correct, I will never be able to admit to my mistakes", because that was my assertion, and you proved it by showing you literally can't.
So you're saying this is some photo I completely fabricated, but your screenshits are 100% totally verified truth?
And you wonder why I laugh at your egos? :Ddd
Having a bad day?
Nope, an excellent one. I do detect that is a reference to some comments I made a few days ago. So to let everyone know, you're reading up on everything on my profile and you approached me in DM's, where you suddenly went quiet as if a girl/boy you liked had entered the room.
And you think this makes me look like the lose in this interaction? Guess you really don't know why I'm laughing at you.
Oh I have to cook supper. Is that okay? Or should I be breathlessly waiting for your next reply?
Excuse me what?
You DM me things like "such a loser response" when I ask why you're contacting me?
Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?
You've literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww... :<<<
Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:
Looknat the paragraphs that aren't getting read.
Oh you're finally in the "wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can't be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I'm just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don't read wyaaah byaah" - part?
Yeah I've seen this literally hundreds of times.
So why did you approach me in DM's? You won't answer, because everyone knows the reason:
Hey dude, you should calm down. You've lost the plot.
"What a loser response" is what I would say if I was 30 years younger and enjoying my recess
You have anything else, or did I get it in one?
Literally everything else. You can't say shit, while I keep asking you. Because any answer would be utterly embarrassing to you.
Why do you keep replying? I do it to mock your stupidity, and to ask you why you DM'd me and reply to me in several different comment-threads? Seems to me like you're obsessed with me.
Hey buds you really shouldn't say shit like that when I have the receipts. Nice Aphobic comments btw.
Excuse me what?
You DM me things like "such a loser response" when I ask why you're contacting me?
Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?
You've literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww... :<<<
Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:
I don't care if you go away mad. You should just go away. Insent the original message to point out how touchy you are. Seems like you would benefit from my first comment here.
More psychological projection. You're free to leave Lemmy and/or block me at any time.
YOU sent ME direct messages. YOU. Yet you can't even come up with a lie as to why, because you know it would be such a
Ok
Oh you're finally in the "wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can't be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I'm just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don't read wyaaah byaah" - part?
Yeah I've seen this literally hundreds of times.
So why did you approach me in DM's? You won't answer, because everyone knows the reason:
Harrasment.
Can't be bothered to actually say anything, just like you have all night. Just stalk me, DM me, then slink away because you're ashamed of what you yourself say.
Isn't that so?
Here an example of your rhetorical brilliance.
Right, so you aren't self aware at this point.
Says the person who is squirming having to write one line replies because he can't justify any of his actions or words.
You can't say why you're going around obsessed with me, replying to several different threads, then even DM'ing me.
Ofc it's because you thought you could harass me.
And now it's just pathetically trying to "get the last word" even when you literally can't say anything, just repeat empty oneliners. I've literally literally seen hundreds of kids like you have this exact fucking tantrum.
Soo you'll evolve into answering something like "k" or "didn't read". No wait you did the latter one already :DDD
Look at this. Thinking using a second account to downvote makes you look good. Oh btw I haven't checked the voting ciz ai know #2 is you.
Roflmao who the fuck would do that? Oh right, you.
I don't give a toss about the votes, but YOU do.
That's why you approached me in DM's. And because we know you can't help but to project, this means that not only are you stalking my profile, pouring over every single comment I write, and sending me DM's, you're also so fkin pathetic you have several accounts for Lemmy..? I literally though you couldn't be more pathetic. I was mistaken.
So now someone has upvoted me or downvoted you and you "ciz ai know #2 is you".
Because I've definitely shown I care about them as desperately as you? Oh right. I'm not a whiny child, unlike you.
Why did you approach me in DM's? Why do you follow me? Why are you obsessed with me?
Dance to my tune bitch. You think you're all that, but you're being puppetted because of your arrogance.
4 paragraphs. 7 today.
Now you're literally repeating the insults that you got hurt by yesterday.
See "dance to my tune" makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM's. The DM's where you reply with childish shit like this :D
Thanks for playing kiddo, but I beat you yesterday. Now it's just you crying how you don't like it. But it's still very much already happened no matter how many times you repeat my comments back at me at a pathetic attempt to insult.
You can't hurt me. Nothing you say affects me in any way. But you are so mad you can't even control yourself, just like you haven't for 24 hours, kicking and screaming like a wittve babby. ;>
Dance bitch. 4 paragraphs, 20 today. You thought you were the conductor, yet you dance when I say...
"I'm proud of not reading the things I reply to on online discussion platforms which are pure text."
Who do you think you're deluding, really? It's not me.
(Hint, you can find him in the mirror.)
;>>>>
Keep that booty shaking, you will never forget me or what I've said. And you're so pathetic you can't even come up with a lie as to why you DM'd me.
Utterly pathetic
And how many comments have you left where you don't have anything to say?
You're genuinely so fkin stupid you don't realise that you're using some preschool notions of "look, that guy writes a lot, what a nerd", even when you want to be that "nerd" but you're just not smart enough. :((((
So you approach me in DM's, without having anything to say. Because you're obsessed with me, because I'm not a meaningless lil masturbator like you, and you recognise that. You don't accept that you recognise it, but you do.
Like I've said been here done this zzz. You haven't been able to say a single fucking thing. Yet you keep using a message board? Maybe you should go to Facebook to play some games...?
Say something. Why are you in my DM's? Can't say..? Wittve babby is a bit scawed of the answews everyone can see...? :D
5 paragraphs, 16 today.
I was trying to spare you this crash out by pointing out your hilarious behaviour in private, but you choose violence on this post instead.
You aren't the good guy here. I don't have to be.
Dance bitch.
Remember yesterday when I said this would a trauma to you and a joke I'll forget the minute after putting down my phone?
You're now repeating "dance bitch" because I made you cry over it yesterday and now you can't get it out of your head.
See "dance to my tune" makes sense for me, because I keep predicting your behaviour, like you can see throughout the thread and our DM's. The DM's where you reply with childish shit like this :D
3 paragraphs 23 today. dance bitch.
You're like an over-eager girlfriend, always several messages when I open my phone.
Seems like I really hit a sore spot yesterday with "you're dancing to my tune." :D You gonna cry?
Remember when I used the metaphor for being in an elevator with one other person, that person letting out a massive fart, then saying "it wasn't me"? Because that's what you're doing. Everyone can see the screenshots, buddy.
I don't think they're using multiple accounts. It seems SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world is just as dumb as this user, but they don't have the same insufferable charm to their comments