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Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min (media.piefed.social)

submitted 1 day ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think a lot about how one time we spent s few hours estimating how long a project would take. Management came back and said no, that's too long, we'd need to finish in a month.

Well if that's how long it has to take why not lead with that?

Bunch of idiot empty husks doing cargo-cult "agile"

[–] imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

"Who should we hire to run this team of technical people?"

"Let's hire an MBA"