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What about porn about running from home to your auntie's house but they got a house rule, you gotta be naked the entire time. And well, you know you're welcome to shower with your uncle and play with his dong when he's working on the laptop on the couch. C'mon help yourself!
I remember that Adam Sandler sketch! "You've got a hog! Smack it around for Mama!"
What cocknballs are you talking about?
Mama loves your fat wang. Go ahead and give those massive balls a jiggle.
I used to play that and other shows loudly in the house. It was hilarious. But I got kids. LOL.
It's now your responsibility to "introduce" your kids' friends to the classics. But only at a medium pace.