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Plan your next turn before it’s your turn!
I did but then the sorcerer changed the whole situation with his bullshit!
I think this whole situation improved considerably when everyone became invisible. See? No one is around now, combat complete
But I, the barbarian, really wanted to hit someone with my axe this turn :(
Hilarious! Appropriating this for redistribution!
I'll also spot you that turn one is generally basic bitch shit.
It's turn seven, when the wizard has gone through six prior Save or Sucks only to find out the DM has introduced another creature on which none of them work that they're fumbling around for options.
This almost never works out because by my next turn, the battlefield is completely different than what it was when I ended my previous turn.
Your GM must be some kind of tactical genius then, seeing as how they're playing all the monsters and probably don't need to spend all that much time deliberating all their individual turns.
It's more the sorcerer and warlock using magics that alter the very fabric of reality.
Yeah, I'm sure eldritch blast gets more complicated after the first dozen times.
Why are you like this?
They chose to create an account on .ML and you wonder why they're obstinate and annoying? Are you new to Lemmy?
Going on my 3rd or 4th year now (this isn't my only account), and frankly I'm not sure why I bother