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Call a dwarf a slur, he'll laugh and say "good one!"
Call an elf a slur and he'll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don't call anyone slurs)
Call an elf a slur and he'll hold a grudge for 150 years.
Call a dwarf a slur and he'll write it down in the Book of Grudges and he and his kin will hold it against you and yours until the grudge is settled.
Not knowing dwarves hold grudges?
Believe it or not, also a grudgin'
I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.
How many elves did you test that hypothesis on?