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Sorry, can't do scarves. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 3 days ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone wants a demon bursting through the ground in an explosion of lava. There are classes for that. Nobody has ever asked for a scarf in our game, and our code doesn’t even know what a neck is.

[–] Officer_Osmanthus@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

More people want scarves than they considered. Doesn't mean no one wants it, means they didn't consider their audience.