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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

what and shoot his very fine voters?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean... He's said it himself. He doesn't really need them anymore.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

oh yeah. They're totally getting shot.

leopards and faces and stuffs.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well a key trait of all right wingers is stabbing each other in the back when it benefits themselves directly so they’d just claim they were woke trans terrorists after they shot the lot of them.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

sorry. maybe should have but a /s tag on that.

Trump would totally have them shot if he felt he'd thought he'd make a quick buck.