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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

HB25 provides a means for enforcement of the law under the Alabama Department of Environmental Management. The Department would be required to establish a publicly available email address and online form for the reporting of violations. residents could also report what they believe to be violations by telephone or mail.

I wonder what the job of an ADEM Chemtrail Investigator will be like

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 23 hours ago

Sounds like a candidate for the easiest job in the world. “My job is to prevent something that doesn’t exist.” Okay. Sounds like a perfect nepotism gig for someone’s idiot relative.

“But the skies of today are not the skies of my youth,” Butler said.

No shit. There are more jets and more airports than there were in your youth.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Seems to me that this reporting system is ripe for comical levels of exploitation and spam. Which should absolutely be encouraged. We can’t be too careful about the scourge of dihydrogen monoxide.