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Dubai chocolate is a propaganda campaign to make us feel positively toward Dubai and the UAE in general, despite being one of the worst hives of villainy in this quadrant
someone on here a while back said that dubai chocolate was intentionally named the same thing as a sex act, in order to dilute search engine results and hide the embarrassing thing with a mundane thing
i have literally no evidence or desire to research this further and i don't remember who said it, but i believe it to be true
Time to investigate
Hopefully it won't awaken anything
It's scat
Oh
I'M A SCATMAN!!
I think that’s pretty obvious by how it was pushed by large corporations and traditional media
I went to a clearance store yesterday and the candy section was 80% unsold Dubai chocolate
Most of it had stickers or labels being like "The Viral TikTok sensation!"
So yeah
The Viral TikTok sensation, never eaten.
~~For sale: baby shoes, never worn.~~