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Or at least events commonly considered in the bourgeois media to be "conspiracy theories." Personally, I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dubai chocolate is a propaganda campaign to make us feel positively toward Dubai and the UAE in general, despite being one of the worst hives of villainy in this quadrant

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

someone on here a while back said that dubai chocolate was intentionally named the same thing as a sex act, in order to dilute search engine results and hide the embarrassing thing with a mundane thing

i have literally no evidence or desire to research this further and i don't remember who said it, but i believe it to be true

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to investigate

Hopefully it won't awaken anything

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

anakin-padme-2 You mean like the jazz vocal style, right?

[–] TheRealChrisR@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

gregor-samsa{speech-rubi-l-1speech-rubi-l-2speech-rubi-l-3|BEETLE-BEETLE-DUNG-BEETLE-BOP}

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that’s pretty obvious by how it was pushed by large corporations and traditional media

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went to a clearance store yesterday and the candy section was 80% unsold Dubai chocolate

Most of it had stickers or labels being like "The Viral TikTok sensation!"

So yeah

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago

The Viral TikTok sensation, never eaten.

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