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submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xcaliber47@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Hate to be the Devils advocate here, but Oracle is the only one (as far as i know) which provides a FREE usable server. FOREVER. Via OracleCloud

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

And as usual from Oracle, it isn't worth free. You better have a good backup, because they'll shut that shit off on you without warning.

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 7 points 9 hours ago

Promise free cloud forever. Randomly delete it without recourse once people come to depend on it.

Check: sounds pretty evil.

[–] moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

They like to randomly delete them. It happened to me and a friend.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Until it randomly gets removed without warning

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FOREVER ^*

[–] xcaliber47@europe.pub 9 points 1 day ago

As far as i know, yes. Forever. Only 1 cloud provider that gives free usable server FOREVER (until they eventually change their policy or something)

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 6 points 1 day ago

Mmm saas is not forever nor are loss leaders.