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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its just so fucking stupid on its face. How anyone thought calling it “clean coal” was anything besides dumb as fuck is beyond me.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Then you should visit Colstrip, Montana or similar coal towns. The propaganda works very well when it's taught from before birth and everyone goes along even if they don't agree!

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

See, I understand that. What I dont understand is why every other non-coal town trump supporter didn’t immediately understand that this was a stupid as fuck grift immediately after hearing it.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 14 points 2 days ago

You simply can't criticize your own team.

And that attitude has metastacized into something even worse in the last decade or so.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cognitive dissonance and cultism.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its just really frustrating at how easy it is. Like really fucking disheartening.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3-4 decades of crippling public education can do that

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but I live in Alberta, and I don’t feel like a lot of the things I see have much to do with what I learned in public education. Maybe I’m wrong.

[–] Jack_Burton@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Danielle Smith already sorted this for you though, Albertans don't need public education anymore. All she had to do was label CO2 a "foundational nutrient for all life on Earth” and bam! No longer a pollutant. Easy-peasy.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 20 hours ago

She also told us that smoking actually makes you less likely to have cancer.

Ironically, it pissed me off so much that I’ve started smoking more to alleviate the stress.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The propaganda works well when it the smog goes into the air and comes down as a natural occurrence beyond our control, especially when it disproportionately affects those eastward in the Jetstream. You know, the north/mid Atlantic coastal elites (just don't mention Appalachian Pennsylvania)

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can you explain for everybody who doesn't want to fly into the USA to visit a coal town in Montana what one will see there?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, I think you should visit.

[–] TwodogsFighting 6 points 2 days ago

You're fooling no one, American coal board tourism tsar, or whatever the crazy fuck.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Sure. Give me till after work and I'll write up my memory and some experiences.