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Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me but what the fuck

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for more to come through but there are allegations of cannibalism, accuser claims of cannibalism, and, apparently some photos.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve been waiting for the cannibalism claims