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I know its taking time to break through and I've heard it leaking through in a couple places...
but bruh..
canabalism?Something about eating babies or cooking them with chicken? and this name Gabriela Rico Jiménez? A mexican supermodel is screaming in the street in front of a luxury hotel that theyre eating human flesh in 2008/9? Then she disappears?
Like.. what the fuck is going on?
Excuse me but what the fuck
I'm waiting for more to come through but there are allegations of cannibalism, accuser claims of cannibalism, and, apparently some photos.
I’ve been waiting for the cannibalism claims
Um, can you explain anything you just said in that latter half? I know I could look it up, but t just wondering
Wild: https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/who-is-gabriela-rico-jimenez-now-epstein-cannibalism-whistleblowers-video-goes-viral-amid-i-love-torture-video-revelation-article-153534791
I can't explain shit. Its a 3 million page dump and some of the shit is is ... It's bat shit crazy. Then you go look up something like that name and it corroborates a time line.
I found this thread when I heard it mentioned as an aside in a show and like, it was too much for them to even get into. And so I just googled the names and holy shit. There it is. And the timelines litterally match up with emails.
There's no coded language. They are just saying the things.