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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

It must be those illegal immigrants smuggling in warm weather along with all the fetanyl!

I look out the window at a pleasant weather day.

Thats it, IVE HAD IT.

I smash the icebutton on my refrigerator door.

My pockets filled, armed to the teeth I step outside and unload a whole clip of cubes on a sunny bit of sidewalk with a nice bench to sit on.

"Try to have a nice peaceful moment there NOW you damn illegals!!!" - I scream at a tan native american woman wisely crossing the street to avoid me.

Later while at home alone, empty and soggy, I ask the mirror "Why is the universe always conspiring against me?".

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

IT'S THAT DAD-GUM EL NIÑO!!! Friggin Niños everywhere stealing my snow

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

Yeah, it's dem damn ninjas from Japan! Dis is why we can't have nice things.