badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I was stuck at my in-laws all day yesterday and they were blasting Fox News and fuck me they hit four talking points: "Please care that Nancy Guthrie is missing," "All these illegals with CDLS," "Ladies and Gentlemen, we totally got him, we got the guy that did Benghazi, you didn't forget and neither did we," and "Bad Bunny is going to sing his songs in the language he wrote them, which is a bad thing."
At one point, in reference to the Bad Bunny stuff, I'm pretty sure someone said "If this happened in their country they'd lose their minds." Which about sums up Fox's grasp on reality.
I was pulling a double down in the slop mines, holy fuck