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[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I took a picture but it doesn't tell me my weight.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I bet you the floor we start at is 250 and we can go up from there.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've got to reiterate that I'm not American

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world -2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And? Dodging that comment like a pro politician BTW 👍

I've got my answer.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well you bring very negative energy, so I'd rather not engage you and sour the air in here any further.

You can picture me anyway you want because I absolutely don't care about you. No actually, I care enough to tell you that if you feel the need to childishly call others fat over a comment on ketchup, maybe you need to figure out what makes you so angry.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Only fat people think ketchup makes them fat. You've been seen.

BTW you're the one who was negative here. You're the one who turned the meme from a taste/texture thing to a fatty the thing. You know that scene from team America? Dicks fuck asses is where we stand. God I love it when one of you people tries to retreat off into issa joke after their feelings are hurt 🤣

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 14 hours ago

🤷‍♂️

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get a ban, please?

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That'll stop me 🤣

I call out a shitty comment and you want a ban. 

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

You can be skinny and still not want added suger. The only shitty comments were your own.