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Only fat people think ketchup makes them fat. You've been seen.
BTW you're the one who was negative here. You're the one who turned the meme from a taste/texture thing to a fatty the thing. You know that scene from team America? Dicks fuck asses is where we stand. God I love it when one of you people tries to retreat off into issa joke after their feelings are hurt 🤣
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Can we get a ban, please?
That'll stop me 🤣
I call out a shitty comment and you want a ban.
You can be skinny and still not want added suger. The only shitty comments were your own.