Tomatoes in a burger looks good
But theyre way too watery and just ruin it
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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Tomatoes used to taste good. Nowadays you have to buy heirloom or import good ones to know what tomato flavour is, if you're in America.
A more fun fact: my wife will not want ketchup if there's a slice of tomato on the burger. The two taste nothing alike, but it doesn't matter to her. Isn't that something?
The trees watching me build something with precut lumber
That look says it all, pure betrayal. You go through the whole song and dance removing the tomato for the picky eater, then they drown the burger in ketchup like nothing happened. Tomato is thinking, "you couldn't have just been honest?"
Honestly, if you hate tomatoes that much, just say so and order something else. Don't make me do emotional labor only to undo it with condiments. Been there, felt the sting.