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I've got to reiterate that I'm not American
And? Dodging that comment like a pro politician BTW 👍
I've got my answer.
Well you bring very negative energy, so I'd rather not engage you and sour the air in here any further.
You can picture me anyway you want because I absolutely don't care about you. No actually, I care enough to tell you that if you feel the need to childishly call others fat over a comment on ketchup, maybe you need to figure out what makes you so angry.
Only fat people think ketchup makes them fat. You've been seen.
BTW you're the one who was negative here. You're the one who turned the meme from a taste/texture thing to a fatty the thing. You know that scene from team America? Dicks fuck asses is where we stand. God I love it when one of you people tries to retreat off into issa joke after their feelings are hurt 🤣
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Can we get a ban, please?
That'll stop me 🤣
I call out a shitty comment and you want a ban.
It's not even about you, ultimately. You're just some guy having an episode. It's less about "stopping you" than expressing decency and kindness. You did something hurtful and harmful to someone who didn't deserve it, and this is a way we can support that person.
Get better.
You can be skinny and still not want added suger. The only shitty comments were your own.