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Americans? Russians.
speaking to the imaginary manager of their online opps
My failed marriage? Russians. Missing sock in the dryer? Russians. Seahawks beating the 49ers? Russians. My overdrawn bank account? That's right, RUSSIANS
My cat went to use the litterbox but just pissed outside of it. The Russians came in here in the middle of the night, burglarised my cat’s bladder, and changed the trajectory of its pee to my floor. Russians, why?????
mom help the Russians shit my pants again
Obviously the Russians were the reasons for all the 49ers injuries through out the year including losing kittle in the previous game. Couldn't possibly be anything else.
Some say they have an Achilles cutting gun now
even when the CIA admitted it, I knew it was the russians!
tommy needy drinky
Literally this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=83tnWFojtcY&pp=
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Might as well call these worms the Wehrmacht with how they're so constantly scared shitless of Russians
But then they'd treat that as a compliment, so...
And the mod who gave him gold after every supervisor comment? Why his three girlfriends and, yes, they smoke weed.
Grandpa, what did you do to fight the second wave of fascism?
I was deep in the trenches of Reddit in '24, then reassign to the federated trenches of Lemmy in '26. Your typical poster would hit a thread and see a wash of usernames. Me? I didn't even see usernames. I'd go thread to thread day and night and all I'd see were Putin's orcs and Xi's brainwashed zombies. I got real good at spottin'm too. Your pops was a real sharp shooter. The amount of Z heads I sent packing back to the beet canning factory could have filled a stadium.
If they said Chinese, the racism driving this post would be more obvious to readers.
Please tell me that post is a joke
Would be nice, wouldn't it
Alas,
Russia takes up more space in their .ind than it does on the earth