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[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 9 hours ago

A dick lost his life

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Those pieces were very small, tho, like minuscule ...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Micro surgery is hard