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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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I can't believe being a billionaire wasn't enough for this man, he was still insecure that he felt the need to buy a bigger dick.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but women don't need a gorilla sized dick! They need you to eat them out! (this guy had a wife. We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)
If someone is unhappy with who/what they are, no amount of money can ever fill that hole.
Just get a cod piece like respectable humans.
brutal
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
Maybe it's a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla's dick.
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
No
oh my, what's a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
Reporting for duty
The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn't inspire shock and awe.
Donkey, horse.
No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
Think they want the whole gorilla
Not even that bigger. Enlargement surgery is highly risky (even if this guy died of a heart attack), and only promises like 2cm in additional length. Girth increases are slightly more substantial though. It sounds like he was getting the type that is just an injection of fat in the dick, which is comparatively less risky.
The risks involved are wild. A sizable amount of doctors doing enlargements have questionable standings with their local medical boards. It's also not uncommon to find places that are very vague about what they are adding or changing about your body, while promising extreme results. Infections, loss of function, constant erection due to the addition of harder structures, decreased sensitivity are some of the more alarming, yet not uncommon risks. As it's an elective, specialized surgery, practices are often aggressive and manipulative in dealing with clients/potential clients. Is not unheard of for places to require multiple surgeries, when it turns out there were complications with the first one.
TBF I've known some guys who were size queens.
As if you haven't read Great Gatsby back in school. You can't fill the void with money, you can only escape the reality
We, like you, are held to impossible physical standards.
Especially in a place where women have basically no rights.