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i know my tanuki lore. it's snakes, scrotes, and social security numbers.
Oh y'all must not be on the discord, tanuki's are targeting crypto wallet addresses now.
are they still doing the inflatable scrotes? i got this overly proud statue. kinda like these:

Oh absolutely. However, under no circumstances are you to follow the QR codes that are tattooed on them.
please tell me it at least goes to a respectable secondhand pony auction website
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/clopclop
I don't know how to break this to you....
you won't fool me. i was there when the old goatse was pierced
wait that's a QR code? I got it tattooed on my back! they told me it meant Strong Like Dragon
That's why they were following you to the beach! Just keep a shirt on, you'll be ok.