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are they still doing the inflatable scrotes? i got this overly proud statue. kinda like these:

Oh absolutely. However, under no circumstances are you to follow the QR codes that are tattooed on them.
please tell me it at least goes to a respectable secondhand pony auction website
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/clopclop
I don't know how to break this to you....
you won't fool me. i was there when the old goatse was pierced
wait that's a QR code? I got it tattooed on my back! they told me it meant Strong Like Dragon
That's why they were following you to the beach! Just keep a shirt on, you'll be ok.