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I'm thinking Engels. Responsible, reliable, motivated, has money, knows how to manage it and is incredibly generous (he died with more than he gained from the factory sale despite supporting the whole German/communist underground in London).
Also who'd be worst? Would Marx ever catch up with his chores? Would Che disappear suddenly for months at a time?
(Not a very serious question obviously)
Lenin and his cats. Or Mao cause he'd kill the landlord.
Mao as a roommate would be exhausting. Yes dude it is unreasonable that rent is raised again. No the heating still doesn't work. No we can't just kill the landlord. Why? Dude you released your "kill my landlord" manifesto on every social media, we'd get busted immediately. NO WE CANT JUST MOVE ACROSS COUNTRY MY GUY I AM STUDYING A MASTERS HERE I- Mao put the knife down I am not part of the bourgeoise intelligentsia, I just want you to do your dishes and I don't want to go to jail for killing our landlord. Dude the landlord is a corporation how do you even "kill" it? Yes I want to move to china too buddy.
Lenin’s outdoor cats vs. Mao in a bird killing contest.