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Minnesota ICE live: Tom Homan says ‘no agency is perfect’ as tone shifts (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I use the same excuse when I cheat on my wife.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I too use the same excuse when I cheat with your wife.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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