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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's your defense? That's what you're going with?

"Whoops."

Bitch you murdered innocent civilians and we all saw footage of it from multiple angles! And you did it all in the name of making America safer... None of this was ever necessary!

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somehow I doubt they'd let Luigi Mangione off the hook if his defense was "nobody is perfect".

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No society can exist without offing a few executives here and there. That's too high a bar to clear

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's not just the murders.

It's the blatant flagrant boldface lies about what we have 27 different HD video angles of, and the slander and libel of the deceased's name.