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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Every time I read TPUSA. I think Toilet Paper USA. Not complaining, because that's what it is basically

[–] Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to defend the toilet paper for keeping shit off your hands while TPUSA is the literal shit

[–] assa123@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

before and after

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TP made out of poison ivy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure that was a subreddit name.