If I told someone I had a video of muscular dudes in spandex pants wrestling around with each other in the mud, they'd think I never miss pride events, but tell them its the most recent superbowl and suddenly...

Football can be described in so many fun ways.

Years ago when my rep was cosponsoring some bill about how video games were killing children my buddy sent him a letter. I don't remember the exact contents but it pointed out the rich history in Texas of folks wearing different colors violently defending their turf from rivals. Schools are training high schoolers to how to be in a gang as a sponsored activity every Friday evening.

Hand-egg more than football.

I want to defend the toilet paper for keeping shit off your hands while TPUSA is the literal shit

They're whole ethos is antisocial. They are obstinent toddlers who stomp their feet and fold their arms and think it's funny to make other people mad.

really have to stop calling them conservatives, they're regressives clearly

Every accusation of theirs is a confession. Every single one. No exceptions.

It's gonna be the Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan "it's not gay because we said 'no homo' circle jerk spectacular" featuring George Santos.

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be my guess. But I mean, you could swing a dead cat and hit like six or seven country/western singers who hate dark-skinned and/or LGBTQ+ Americans in a given honky-tonk, so they'll have no shortage of talent. And, make no mistake, some of these people are talented... but if they just use that talent to try to further divide the poor people for the benefit of the wealthy, I don't think they are worthy of my attention.

Kid Rock instantly materialises

*light-skinned losers

Usually if a group of people spend several years calling everything a snowflake... Yeah it do be like that

Although the jury is still out as to whether Bad Bunny is gay or not, he has announced that he is going to perform the halftime show wearing a dress, in solidarity with Puerto Rico‘s rich history of drag queens.

So, yeah. That.

They're doing the "brainwashing" they accuse others of. Benny Shap's network makes right-wing movies for crying out loud.

They defend this by saying that hollywood is "left" wing ... so they must "counteract" and "balance" things.

I'm reminded of the Chris Wallace and Jon Stewart interview: https://youtu.be/UYbtUztVctI?t=417

Jon Stewart:

Here's the difference between you and I, I'm a comedian first ... my comedy is informed by an ideological background. There's no question about that, but the thing you will never understand and the thing that conservative activists will never understand is that Hollywood, yeah they're liberal, but that's not their primary motivating force. I'm not an activist. I'm a comedian and my comedy is informed by ideology, there's no question about that, but I'm not an ideologue.