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Didn't hulk hogan die?
And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They'll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day
Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he's going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it's too gay.
You forgot ripping his shirt off.
a guy that looks like a hot dog, with hair like a doll.
that would be kid rock or ted nugent. or they get triple H to dress up like hogan. remember the mcmahons are TRUMP financiers.
hot dogs have preservatives.