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Actually I looked up the real story of Johnny Appleseed and he was more about making hard cider and selling land. πŸ™ƒ

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 89 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

You can’t take the seed of a tasty apple, plant it and expect the tree to have similarly tasting apples. If you want to duplicate a tree, you need to take a twig and graft it on top of an existing tree.

Source: MinuteEarth on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIajCqcvTg8)

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that grafting is real and it works. It always seems like straight scifi to me.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The real marvels are the ones where they graft apples, oranges, etc together. Expensive as hell and they don't survive as long though.

[–] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's an artist who did that, and created a series of Trees of 40 Fruit!

I think the trick is that it works better the more closely related the trees are. These use only stone fruits.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Take a small branch of a tree you like, splice it using a technique, take a small young tree of same type but different variety, splice it, attach branch of variety you like, seal. Nurture it, and the branch uses the donor tree to pull up nutrients and water, and the branch then grows into a whole new tree. It's cloning, but grafting helps it move faster and without as much risk.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They were responding to the original version of my comment where I asked what the technique was called.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, you can just buy apple trees from a nursery, it's what farmers do.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but that's because the nursery has already grafted the branches of a known-to-be-tasty cultivar onto that tree before putting it up for sale.

[–] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, I’d just rather pay someone who knows what they’re doing for it rather than fuck it up over and over again on my own

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

When grafting, do you need to remove any of the original branches? Or will the tree grow two different types of apples? Or some kind of hybrid?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Any branches you don’t remove will still be the original tree. You can have a single tree that yields multiple varieties of apples.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Costco was selling fruit trees with multiple different fruits in it a few years ago. One cherry tree has 4 different cherries in it.

If I had a hard i would have bought one and put it in my yard