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Trump releases bizarre plans for ‘New Gaza’ featuring luxury apartments and coastal tourism (www.independent.co.uk)

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Gaza will be a ‘beautiful piece of property’, says Donald Trump as images unveiled at the signing of the president’s ‘board of peace’ in Davos

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It looks like he meant "bored of peace" as otherwise he wouldn't have invited ~~people~~ reptils like

Putin
Lukashenko
MBS
Netanyahu

What's this, a villain con?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

trump said canada wasnt invited. i know china rejected being on there.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

Of course China rejected the offer. They're going to do their own thing regardless, they always have, there's no reason to pay Trump for the privilege.