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Joke's on them, I also got the SmartJock thermo-regulatory briefs and keep the boys at precisely 30 C at all times.
Jokes on you because my hair-thin Smart Catheter auto-regulates via the 3rd penile quotient my ENTIRE body so that I may arbitrage parlays across markets and self actualize as a MARKET MAKER thereby deterritorializing the Subject and its Object into a unified Other: mere peasants cannot comprehend the vastness of the universe of Techno Cock
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