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[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Two yards of microchips are necessary to make one coat that spies on you 24-7 and is directly connected to a kalshi bet market about the temprature of your balls

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Joke's on them, I also got the SmartJock thermo-regulatory briefs and keep the boys at precisely 30 C at all times.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on you because my hair-thin Smart Catheter auto-regulates via the 3rd penile quotient my ENTIRE body so that I may arbitrage parlays across markets and self actualize as a MARKET MAKER thereby deterritorializing the Subject and its Object into a unified Other: mere peasants cannot comprehend the vastness of the universe of Techno Cock

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I WAS WOVEN. THERE ARE 2 YARDS OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN HAIR THIN THREADS THAT FILL MY FABRIC. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE TENS OF INCHES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.