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[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But RNA would still be there, right? Definitely not enough to save the day, but at least you would have some borrowed time.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A quick death is preferable. Just ask Hisashi Ouchi, a victim of severe irradiation who was kept alive in agonizing pain for nearly three months as his body decayed around him.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

I was thinking about that case too. There was also plenty of cellular damage, which obviously made everything a lot more painful, but probably also faster. If all DNA just vanished, cell replication would stop. I think the zombie phase could last surprisingly long.

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would you have bleach for my eyeballs by any chance ?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, but there is a lot of photographs about him if you want to go the others way.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah but that's not only dna damage.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

It only takes DNA damage. If your cells cannot reproduce, you are doomed to die nearly the same way.