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Anger as suspect in $100M jewelry heist said to be biggest in US history avoids standing trial – because ICE deported him (www.independent.co.uk)

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Last month, federal officials allegedly deported one of the suspects in a massive 2022 jewelry heist in Southern California where thieves made off with $100 million in merchandise, in what prosecutors have called the largest jewelry heist in U.S. history.

Jeson Nelon Presilla Flores was sent to Ecuador on or about December 29, according to court documents obtained by The Los Angeles Times. He was believed to be linked to a raid on a Brinks truck that netted a fortune in stolen jewels, gold and watches.

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

never coming back

Why wouldn't he return illegally, commit crimes and get himself deported again?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago

Mainly because if he even managed to collect 5% of the actual value of the jewels he stole, he's now got generational wealth in Ecuador. Why bother?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago

You underestimate the high life you can lead with a modicum of money in South America.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I mean for all we know he already did. Plus an ice officer would get two deportations toward his quota if this happened. Win/win

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 24 points 18 hours ago

He'd never do that, that would be illegal!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's probably a bit too much of gamble to risk doing it ever again. Deportation is absolutely fine but you don't want to end up in one of their concentration camps.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's where the voluntary part comes in. He wasn't fighting it so they just shipped him off. If he'd fight it then it's off to camp while we arrange your hearing (whenever we decide to get around to it).

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 12 hours ago

They've arrested people who are trying to leave the country, so I wouldn't rely on that logic.