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Oklahoma lawmaker proposes blood bank for vaccine-free blood • Oklahoma Voice (oklahomavoice.com)

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Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The rat fuckers really love the cowboy aesthetic. But you’ll never see mud on those boots.

He’s also famous for trying to pass a bill to make schools call animal control on “furries,” and attempting to legalize cockfighting.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago

unzi- oh. No, a different thing.... Never mind... Got a little excited about something... Nevermind. Zip

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Swordfight! Them roach-stompers gonna get messy, though.